TRUCE

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
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caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

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Alex Turner photographed by Ross Halfin in September 2011

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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plantcosmos:

this took me forever but i’m p happy with how it turned out !!!

from a small list of things that i normally would hide by flatsound

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